Monday, March 16, 2015

When Y2Jant Comes Around

April 1st, 2001. This date will solidify everything that I like about wrestling. A few months ago, I watched on PPV for the first time as Kurt Angle defeated The Rock to become the WWF Champion. Wrestlemania X_Seven would mark the first time I would see a Wrestlemania, with all my friends. The first time where uneaten pizza was left to the side as we watch Austin shake hands with the devil himself. I told myself, in front of my friends, that my dream will be the attend the show of shows.

Fourteen years later, my dream is just a mere 13 days away.

Sometimes, you have a chance to reflect on everything that has happened in the last 14 years I've been watching wrestling. I started at a time where WCW was almost out of business and wouldn't know it existed until the InVasion started. In that time, I went from a fan, to a mark, back down to a fan with self-control (depending really). In that time, my all time favorite wrestler, Eddie Guerrero, passed away and changed my focus on wrestling. Instead of just looking at one thing, I now know that wrestling isn't about one company.

It's fitting that after all this time, I get to go to my first Wrestlemania. The excitement I feel continues to grow. Regardless of what others think, I'm excited for everything I see on the card right now. It's also fitting that I could meet a good friend there as well.

Seven years ago, I was surfing Myspace (remember that old place?) and stumbled upon a group of wrestling themes run by Double A. And it was at Wrestlemania 24, I listened live as he and Lex talked wrestling and that night's event and from there on, I was a fan. And I may have a chance to meet Lex and shake his hand and tell him thank you, for entertaining me and many of you guys for years, if it was on The Rant or sharing a laugh with Lee.

Come March 29th, I will be giddy, excited and probably in awe. Many people in this world say dreams are just a mere thing that people shouldn't strive to follow. But when I enter Levi's Stadium and look at the set, I know one thing for certain:

My dream will finally come true.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

In Time, The Deadman Ends



I think by now, everyone is at least calmed down after the events of Wrestlemania 30. But one thing I'm still coming to terms over one of the most shocking Wrestlemania moments to date: Brock Lesnar defeating The Undertaker to end the legendary streak. I've been watching WWE for a good 14 years now and I managed to witness almost half of that streak growing up. Let's go over the details before we can continue (don't worry Wario, I'm not counting more people here lol)

I watched Wrestlemania X-Seven and witnessed Undertaker's return to the grand stage since Wrestlemania 15. From X-Seven to 30, Taker managed to go match after match, year after year, slaying his victims again and again. Over the course of the entire streak, he beat 18 people to keep the streak intact. Kane and Shawn Michaels tied with two attempts and Triple H with three attempts. At Wrestlemania 30 however, Brock Lesnar is the man; he's the one out of 18 others that did the unthinkable and finally killed the Streak. But this is not a post about stats. This is actually a post on a song that was featured during this match between Taker and Lesnar and I feel that it's a bit of a foreshadow to the end of the Deadman's Streak at Wrestlemania.

Mark Collie wrote a song called, "In Time" and it was used as the main theme between The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar. After listening to the song in full a few times, I come to terms that the song gives a foreshadowing to Undertaker and how the Streak either continued or ended. If you put the lyrics into context, you can see a strong connection and it works.

"I Can Hear What Your Thinking
All Your Doubts And Fears
And if you look in my eyes in time you'll find the reason I'm here
And in time all things shall pass away
In time you may come back some day
To live once more
Or die once more
But in time your time will be no more
You know your days are numbered
Count them one by one

Like notches in the handle of an outlaws gun
You can out run the devil if you try
But you'll never outrun the hands of time
And in time there surely come a day
And in time all things shall pass away
And in time you'll come back, some say
To live once more
Or die once more
But in time your time will be no more
I can hear what your thinking"

I think it foreshadows how Taker comes and goes but most importantly, I think it foreshadows the end of the Streak, in a way that it describes how Taker could possibly feel right now."You know your days are numbered, count them one by one, like the notches in the handle of an outlaws gun." When it comes to others trying to beat Taker, their days were numbered. Taker has been described as an outlaw and every victim that was defeated was like a notch on his gun, to tell everyone that he defeated someone.

But The Deadman is just that, a deadman. "You can out run the devil if you try, but you'll never outrun the hands of time." Like what Lee said, Taker should've left after 20 and 0 but he continued and time just caught up to the Deadman and it cost him. One last thing I can say, "And in time all things pass away, in time you may come back someday/and in time you'll come back, some say." These two quotes perfect tell how the Undertaker is with the Streak.

On one hand, all things pass away, how Taker comes back someday and challenges the next victim. But on the other hand, some say he returned and passed his way. Time caught up to Undertaker and it cost him the Streak. All things pass away, The Streak died at Wrestlemania 30.

Now, looking back, I watched Undertaker from becoming The American Bad Ass, Big Evil, Deadman, The Last Outlaw and back to The Deadman before the end of the Streak. I watched 13 of his matches out of the 22 he had, 8 was before I started watching wrestling and 14 after I started watching wrestling so in a way, I grew up with the second half of Undertaker's Streak. Am I happy that the Streak died? No. But am I happy that I witnessed the Streak end? Yes. You know why?

Twenty years from now, I will remember the Day The Streak Died. 

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Impressions: Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare (Xbox 360)

EA. The very company that gave us trouble over the years always seems to think we love them. Every year they release a sports game, while we often question what kind of improvements they could do. The release of SimCity last year was nothing short of a disaster, but even now I still enjoy playing the game because at least they fixed a few things with it. But one has to question where they could draw the line. With next gen systems here, I often wonder where I should be when everything is said and done.

While everyone is celebrating the release of both the PS4 and the Xbox One, I'm still here with my lovely PS3 and Xbox 360, which has been collecting dust over the past many months due to my previous hard drive deciding it hated me and corrupted itself into a phantom like sleep. Left without a hard drive, I've spent my months playing on the PS3 and PC, wondering, if ever, I will return to the mighty land of Microsoft and fan over the latest game.

I just didn't know this return would be based on one of the most popular games EA and Popcap would ever create.


Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare is currently available on the Xbox One and Xbox 360, with plans to be released on the PC in the future, with maybe a chance it may appear on the Sony systems as well. Maybe. Anyways, this game was announced last year at E3 and I was interested in it. Not much but enough to keep an eye on it. As it released a few weeks back, I decided to look up some videos and see what the fuss is about. After much looking, I decided to dust off my Xbox 360 and grab the game.

Problem I faced was a hard drive and a nonworking controller, plus the fact that I no longer had Gold membership anymore. So, after taking a trip to my local game store (not Gamestop, but a true local game store that buys, sells and trades all games past and new) I managed to get a decent hard drive for very little cost due to me having credit at the store. After a trip to Best Buy and Gamestop, I returned home and was ready to face whatever danger lurks in this very game. I have to admit, regardless of how I think of Popcap, I'm always on the fence when it comes to EA.

(Also to point out, the biggest difference between the Xbox One version of the game compared to the 360 version is split screen, as well as a Boss Mode)

Garden Warfare is a funny take in the Plants vs. Zombies universe. For those who might not know (if you don't know, somethings wrong with you fella) Plants vs. Zombies is just that: Zombies trying to feed on your brains and your very last defense is the loveable, cute Plants that you plant to defend your home. Becoming one of the most popular games in the world, EA and Popcap decided to surprise everyone with Garden Warfare, where the Plants and Zombies now have their own abilities and plays much like a shooter game.

However, this game is a mix between the Battlefield games, Call of Duty, Team Fortress 2 and Gears of War games, peppered with Plants vs. Zombies. And you know what? This actually makes it a fun game.



Let us discuss the characters, or classes, in this game before we dive into the meat and potatoes of the game. First we have Team Plants, the loveable plants of the game. The Peashooter is your standard shooter of peas and chile bombs that can go into hyper mode and jump on buildings to take out zombies with his peas. The Chomper is the sneaky plant that burrows under ground and can pop up eating zombies, helpful for those pesky ones you deal with online. The Cactus is your sniper of the group, shooting its spikes from a distance and can leave behind potato mines, as well as a special ability that sends out a little fighter in the air that rains death and fun times towards the zombies. The Sunflower is the healer of the group and can heal, as well as damage, the zombies with the Sun Beam. But not beind them, are Team Zombie.



They consist of the Foot Solider, capable of shooting down the plants and uses the ZPG on groups of them to take them down. The Engineer can use his concrete shooter to knock down the plants and uses his little fighter, much like the Cactus, in battle as well. The Scientist is the healer of the group, capable of placing Zombie Healing stations to heal the others in battle, while using a teleporter to appear behind the plants and take them out. The All Star is the heavy of the group, capable of using its gatling gun to take down plants from a distance and use a charging ability to clear out the rest of them.

Each of these characters have their strengths and weaknesses and it just depends on who you want to play as. While the Plants seem to be more support, Zombies are the attackers but the often also goes on which game mode you decide to play and this is where things will get interesting.

Team Vanquish is just that, where Plants will take on Zombies and the first to vanquish 50 opponents will win the game. However, you can revive your friends when they fall in battle and the other team loses a point since your friend is revived (Warning: if you get eaten by a Chomper, there's no reviving). A simple mode where things can get hectic quickly depending on which side your on.

Gardens and Graveyards is a mode where the Zombies are trying to either take over the main base of the Plants or trying to destroy something in the end. Much like Battlefield, it is the goal of the game for either the Plants to stop the Zombies from progressing forward and stopping them early, or for the Zombies to take over base after base until they get to their target and one last ditch effort to stop them kicks in. This mode, while longer, is more towards who will be the one to stop who. I've been on the winning end of the Zombies more often then when I'm on the Plants but that could change.

Before I continue, the leveling system is actually quite simple then just playing the game and gaining exp. Every character presents you with a set of challenges. As you complete them, you level up as you go. You earn coins by defeating these challenges or playing the game as you go and you can then use these coins to buy packs, which can give you cards for Garden Ops.

Garden Ops is much like Horde Mode for Gears of War or the Zombies mode from Call of Duty. You and three people are set in the world as Plants and pick a place to set up a garden. You can plant some of the well known plants from the PvZ world into pots to help defend the garden from Zombies. After ten waves, you race back to where you started, in hopes of getting out of there alive. It's really a fun little mode to test your skills on the battlefield.

Back to the packs, you can use the items to plant more plants or zombies within Garden Ops and Gardens and Graveyards. It's fun to see zombies you fought on the PC now fighting alongside you in 3D. You can also get new items and taunts for your characters, as well as have new characters unlocked as well. How that works is the Peashooter for example, can shoot poison peas at the zombies and other such characters. However, if you really want to get those new characters, you have to save some coins and buy the more expensive packs. While microtransactions aren't available yet, they may be in the future, something I don't know if I'm interested in seeing.

DLC will be free and will give new characters to unlock and modes as well. Gnome Bomb is where the Plants and Zombies try to control a Gnome Bomb and try to plant it to earn points. While I haven't tried the mode yet, I think it's a lot of fun.

Given what I just said, Garden Warfare is actually a very fun game. Now look, I'm not a fan of shooters because every year, we get a new one (looking at you Call of Duty) but Garden Warfare is a funny take on the whole shooter universe. What else can you do then just laugh as your a Sunflower holding a purse because you wanted to give some personalty to your character. If the game were to be released on the PS3, I would get it for that system too because it's a fun game.

However, I think one of the biggest things you will notice about the game is that there's no single player story or nothing with the game. It's all online for you and your friends and maybe people might not like that. Some people prefer single player and might never play online and that's alright. But this game wants you to get some friends and play every night to have fun. So far, connection issues haven't appear (a shock for an EA game) and so far, I've been able to get into games pretty quickly without waiting. I can't give a solid review number on it yet because obviously I still have a lot more to explore with the game but I'm telling you, if your not a shooter person, try to give Garden Warfare a chance. It's a funny take on the universe of the series but it does it well enough that it can stand as a great game in the future. With free DLC coming in the future (Gnome Bomb is one of the free modes you get for the first DLC) I think EA can actually be looked as a nice company. Granted, I have to pay extra because of my lack of hard drive and gold membership but I think, it was worth it in the end.

If I did have to give a rating, so far it sits at an 8 out of 10. It could stay the same or go up and down as the months go by but right now, Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare is a game I'm really enjoying right now and might just force my friends to get it on the PC because it's that fun. It's no game of the year, but really it could be. And the game is rated E10+ so it's a safe game for kids to play without all the blood and cussing involved. You either love the game or you think it's stupid. I think it's a fun game that everyone who can either play on the 360/One or wait till it goes on the PC or maybe future releases on the PS3/PS4 to at least give it a chance.


Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Y2Jant Reviews: Roll Through the Ages

Through the Ages is known as one of the top civilization games to play. However, it’s a long game to play and could take many hours to play with friends. Actually, trying to get your friends to play the game is a bit hard, unless they like those kinds of games. Roll Through the Ages is the same game but as you can tell by the name, you roll dice to determine what you do.



First of all, the game comes with 7 wooden dice and 4 pegboards. The quality of the components themselves is the best I’ve seen in a small game. It’s light and feels great too so you can take it on the go. The game also comes with a huge stack of double sided score pads so that’s nice as well.

You start off with three dice and each side of the dice represents a different symbol. You can either gain food to feed your cities, gain workers to help build monuments or build more cities to roll more dice. And you can gain goods and coins to build developments, avoiding certain disasters or gaining extra food or workers per dice. Disasters are represented as skulls and for everyone you roll, you must keep (unless your playing the solo version of the game). Each disaster will cost you points or your opponents might lose points. 



Using the pegboard is easy. The green color is your food and goes up and down with the food you get. Everything else is your goods and every good you roll, one goes up from the bottom to the top. However, if you have more then 6 goods out, then you must get rid of them.

The game is good when you want to play a quick solo game or with 4 players, the fun really starts to pick up. Your battling to build an monument first so that you can get the points in the square. If you do build it, everyone else will earn the points next to the square. At the end of the game, whoever has the most points wins the game and has the mightiest empire!

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Y2Jant Reviews Caverna

Uwe Rosenberg is known all over the world as one of the best game designers, from Bohnanza to Agricola, he either likes farming or beans. Caverna: The Cave Farmers is what many people are calling Agricola 2.0. The game itself not only makes you have your little farm but now, you get to mine in a cave! Yes, sounds exciting but this made me love the game that much more.
 (Just look at it people, so many components)

If anyone has ever played Agricola or any worker placement game, you will understand Caverna. If not, you do have to learn what each action space on the board does in order to get resources, get fields or mine and expand within your cave. Over the course of 12 rounds, you have to feed your dwarves, gather some animals and try to aim for the most points at the end of the game.

The game itself takes about 30 minutes per player so games can get really long inbetween downtime but when you see what’s in front of you, you wouldn’t want to stop (just don’t try to get 7 players to play, that seems a bit long). Caverna replaces the cards from Agricola with the action board, which changes depending on how many players are playing. Rubys are a new component that allows you to trade them for wood, stone, grain, pumpkins or anything else that will get you what you need to feed your family.

A new part of the game is the cave itself. Now you can mine your cave to make more to furnish your caverns to add new rooms to grow your family or any of the other furnishing tiles that comes with the game. You can use these tiles to gather more resources or give you more victory points at the end of the game.
(This was the end of a 5-Player game and it was fun)

Another new feature is the expedition. Now you can use ore to forge a weapon (between a level 1-8), then going on an expedition to find loot based on your level. After that, you can level up before moving on. This is a neat feature that makes get loot others might take on the action board. You can also use a ruby to allow your weapon dwarves to go first instead of allowing your weaker ones go first, a move that could change the game.

Now, when it’s all said and done, the game is pretty pricy at $90.00. However, you are getting 7 pounds of a great game and all the wooden meeples too! From grains to pumpkins, sheep to dogs, ore to rubies, you get everything in the box. Along with over 400 pieces of cardboard to punch out, the box just closes (I went with two plano boxes to get the job done to sort everything).

If you are on the fence about the game, wait till you can at least get it at the 90 dollar price point because with so many components and with a great game, Caverna is a hit for 2013 and I bet we will see an expansion in the future.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

TNA and You

Yes, I think by now, everyone has watched, or heard. . . . . .avoided watching TNA Impact tonight because of the way things went down. Indeed, it seems that AJ Styles has finished his time with TNA and Magnus is now going forward as the Heavyweight Champion for the company. But wait a minute, you question me, what would they let go of a man who has been with the company since the very beginning? Why would they do that to AJ on his last night with the company and let Magnus take the win?

Because TNA is stupid.

I remember watching TNA many years ago and how they put many great matches. I recall cheering whenever Petey Williams hit the Canadian Destroyer on his opponents. When Joe was an undefeated machine, where Abyss wasn't wearing a suit. Ah yes, what about that, "Thing with the X in the middle" match that could leave us all in shock. But where did it all go wrong? TNA has made a lot of bad mistakes but after what we saw tonight, I have no doubt it was one of the worst shows I've seen in a long time.

Now don't get me wrong, I like Magnus and his beautiful flying elbow. But I just don't think he's the one to carry a company forward when they are already in the ground to begin with. AJ was there for the company since the beginning and he knew something had to be done.

So he left.

Even looking back at his title loss to Rob Van Dam, RVD didn't hook the leg. I wonder if that was what AJ meant in his most recent shoot.

Bottom line is that TNA is not having a good day at the moment. Yes we can have a new face going forward with Magnus, but how long is it going to take them to realize that they are moving backwards with every step they try to make.

Monday, December 23, 2013

Y2Jant Reviews: Takenoko

At this point in time, board games come in all shapes and sizes. One of these games actually holds a story behind it. Just a gift from one nation to another, which caused one person to completely lose their minds as an animal decided to have lunch with everything related to different colors of bamboo. I'm here to talk about Takenoko.

Takenoko is a 2-4 player game which places you in the middle of a pond, trying to complete objectives based upon how you make the board. You can control the Gardener, a man who can grow bamboo on the space and every space surrounding him of the same color. But you can also control the Panda, who can eat bamboo and add it to your collection. The three main colors are red, yellow, and green of bamboo you can grow and the land you choose as well. This can go hand in hand because you can be able to complete different tasks to get you the most points in the end.

As you can see, this is how the game board would look like after a couple of turns of selecting tiles. Improvements help the tiles in their own way. You can have a tile protected from the bamboo, making it impossible for the panda to eat it. You can also fertilize it to grow two bamboo stacks instead of just one. And you can have a water tile on it, making it possible to grow bamboo. The water blocks are a way to get water to the outer most tiles on the board that are far away from the center tile. Finally, you can roll the weather dice after the first round to give you an extra action, double down on a single action plus 4 other weather conditions to make the game that much interesting.

Everything about the game is just beautiful, from the bamboo wood pieces to the dice itself, the game is just beautiful in every way. You have the ability to place the tiles to meet some of your objectives. You can have the Panda cards, which allow you to eat the different colors depending on what the card needs you to have. The Gardener cards allow you to score points on how high and how many a certain color of bamboo you need to grow. And finally the Tile cards, making them set up in a shape and a color to get you the points needed to win.

There is also a Deluxe Edition of the game as well and it's giant. It has giant pieces and everything but it will cost you $300 dollars but it's a collector's piece for sure for those who like collecting those games.

Takenoko is a fun game that surprised me and my gaming buddies with such a unique set of rules and what you have to do to win the game. The pieces are beautiful and the game is simple, yet challenging at the same time. Pandas need the love and this game really delivers and everyone should at least give this game a go with family and friends alike!